I'll Beat Your Best-Performing Ad in 7 Days. Or Your MONEY BACK & A BONUS.

(Side effects may include an increase in ROAS and LTV, or a decrease in CAC.)

Does your ad spend not go as far as it used to? Is each creative addressing a smaller part of your market? You may be suffering from Chronic Creative Dysfunction (CCD). Makitraynagin addresses your CCD by providing new hooks, angles, and formats targeted to different stages of awareness, resulting in a more satisfying ad spend.

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Seven days. Three slots a month. Full refund plus a bonus if I lose. You keep the creative either way.

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A DIAGNOSIS

YOU MAY HAVE CHRONIC CREATIVE DYSFUNCTION.

You already know the symptoms: just a few ads carrying the account, a slow slide in ROAS, and a test that lost, so you gave up on that angle. That feeling that you will not beat the Andromeda beast.

That's CHRONIC CREATIVE DYSFUNCTION (CCD)

Left untreated, you will struggle to keep up with the necessary numbers of creatives needed to address your market effectively, leaving room for your competition to come in and take their pick from your avatars.

PATIENT TESTIMONIAL

"I stopped checking Ads Manager so often because I didn't want to see the decline. Now I've got multiple winners and I sleep through the night again."

BRAD M. · SUPPLEMENT BRAND FOUNDER

Brad is a stock photo. Individual results vary. Brad has no results because Brad is not a person. Seriously, haven't you seen a pharmaceutical commercial?

THE TREATMENT PLAN

Here's the prescription.

Send your top ad

Whatever's carrying the account right now.

I build the challenger

Same offer, same destination. Different hook/angle.

It runs in your account

Real budget, real placements. No protected test. Treat it like any other ad your running.

Numbers decide

Lowest cost per result wins, on whatever metric you name. Lose, and I refund the fee plus a bonus.

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IF IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU DON'T PAY FOR IT. PLUS I'LL BUY YOU DINNER.

If the creative doesn't beat your control, your fee is refunded within 24 hours plus a bonus for the trouble. You keep all the assets either way.

MEMBER ID: FIRST-COME
SLOTS REMAINING THIS MONTH: 3
EXPIRES: WHEN THEY'RE GONE

This is not a copay card. There is no card. Do not attempt to present this at a pharmacy. C'mon people.

WHO THIS IS FOR

DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

Supplements, nootropics & wellness

Your category is crowded, your claims are heavily constrained, by Meta, and every competitor is running some version of the same damn ingredient-forward creative. The hooks and angles are the only thing left to compete on. You need more of them. Quickly.

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WHY TRUST THIS GUY?

Who the hell am I to challenge your best ad?

Hi, I'm Eric. I understand Meta ad compliance in health & wellness and how to work around it, and I use AI-assisted research and continuous testing to build new hooks, angles, and formats for every stage of awareness.

No portfolio to show you, so instead I put my fee on the line. If I don't beat your control, you don't pay.

Before this: Tier 2 support at ExactTarget (later Salesforce), Data QC at First Data Bank, and closing deals in solar and real estate, where nothing moves without trust. I still work weekly inside a Meta ad coaching collective that pressure-tests everything I write.

Let's find out if I can beat what you've got.

— Eric

Create. Compare. CHANGE. Repeat.

If you made it this far, we're probably a good match.

LET'S TALK →

Seven days. Full refund plus a bonus if I lose. Three slots a month.

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